Safe Not Safe
The boss of a large company was frantic. He and his partner were the only ones who knew the combination to the office safe; he had forgotten it and his partner was away on a six-week cruise and couldn't be reached. At the end of the fourth week, his partner called him from Singapore. 'Thank God you called!' said the boss. 'I forgot the combination to the safe! We've done no business for weeks! I've had to lay people off, the sales force is sitting around doing nothing - and I'm even having to turn down orders from some of our biggest customers!'
'But it's so easy,' said his partner. 'You just turn once to the right and twice to the left.'
'But what about the combination?' yelled the boss. 'I can't remember the numbers!'
'The numbers don't matter,' said his partner. 'The lock's broken anyway.'
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