Paid To Leave The Premises
The manager of a large industrial company went down to the delivery warehouse and noticed ,a young lad lounging in the doorway reading a comic. He stormed up to him and barked, 'How much do you earn a week?'
'£120, sir,' said the young man.
The manager took out his wallet and said, 'Well, here's a week's pay. Now get out of here - I don't want to see your face again!'
The young man took the money and went off whistling cheerfully. The manager went over to the office and said to the warehouse foreman, 'How long has that lazy, good-for-nothing waster been working here?'
'Oh, he doesn't work for us,' said the foreman. 'He was just waiting for orders for take-away pizzas!'
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