Two partners in a small business fell into an argument. One of them had the bad habit of always using 'I' when speaking of business matters.
'Look, here,' said the other partner, 'why do you always say "I'm going to do this" and "I'm going to do that"? We're partners, aren't we? Why can't you say "we" for a change?'
That evening he received a telephone call at home from his partner. 'I've got bad news, Morry,' said the partner. 'Our typist is suing us for child maintenance.'
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