Not Up To Standard
The boss had fought his way up from the gutter and despite being a very successful businessman he was no good at all at writing business letters. So, he hired an assistant to compose his business correspondence for him and then he just added his signature. This scheme worked well for a couple of years until the assistant left for a post with another firm.
The boss promptly hired another assistant to write his letters for him. On the first morning, when the new man brought in his letters for signature, the boss read through them with mounting frustration. 'This won't do at all!' he said. 'These letters are definitely not up to my usual standard!'
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