T'he boss called his assistant in and told him that he was taking the afternoon off to play golf, leaving the assistant in charge of the office. When the boss had left, the assistant said to his secretary, 'As the boss won't be back today, I think I'll slip off early. I'll nip home and have a couple of hours in the garden with my wife.'
Arriving home a short time later, he was walking past the sitting-room window. He glanced in and saw his wife on the sofa locked in a close embrace with the boss. He ran quickly back to his car and drove back to the office. 'I'll never take a chance like that again!' he said breathlessly to his secretary. 'I was nearly caught!'
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