There was once a large firm of exporters called Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith. One day a customer rang up and said, 'Could I speak to Mr Smith, please?'
Tm sorry,' said a voice, 'Mr Smith is in Brussels.'
'Then could I speak to Mr Smith, please?'
'Mr Smith is off sick today.'
'Well, how about Mr Smith?'
'He's in a meeting.'
'In that case,' said the caller, I'll speak to Mr Smith.'
'Speaking,' said the voice. 'How can I help you?'
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