I Didn't Say That
The boss of a long-established City firm was very old- fashioned and set in his ways. When dictating machines were introduced for the first time, he refused to use them. Eventually he was persuaded to give them a try, but he was soon complaining that they were no good and that his secretary had not transcribed his dictation accurately. His secretary insisted that she had typed out exactly what he had said, and to prove it, she played his dictation back to him. When he had listened to the end of the tape, he shook his head disbelievingly and said, 'That's my voice all right - but it's definitely not what I said!'
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