'What I'm looking for,' said the boss to the job applicant, 'is somebody to do all my worrying for me. Ill pay you £40,000 a year. Think you can handle the job?' 'I think so, sir,' said the young man. 'But, if you don't mind my asking, in these times of recession, how can you afford to pay £40,000 for a job of this kind?' 'That,' said the boss, 'is your first worry!'
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