'Look here, Jenkins,' said the boss to his assistant, as they met at the coffee machine, 'you're drinking far too much coffee, you know. Caffeine is bad for you taken in excess — it can affect your work. Don't you know what the medical authorities say about coffee?'
'Yes, I do, sir," said Jenkins. 'But I don't see what it's got to do with the stuff that comes out of this machine!'
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