Breaking The News
The boss's wife answered the doorbell one afternoon to find her husband's secretary standing on the step. 'What is it?' asked the wife.
'I'm sorry to have to tell you that your husband is dead,' said the secretary. The wife gasped and then recovered herself with an effort.
'How did it happen?' she asked calmly.
'I'm glad you're taking it so well,' said the secretary with a smile.
'Actually, your husband is alive and well. It's just that he's lost all his money on the stock market and he wanted me to break the news to you gently.'
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