After The Bosses Job
The boss was giving a pep talk to the latest recruit to the office staff. 'I run a tight ship here,' he said. 'I want men who are efficient, conscientious and hard-working.'
'Well, sir,' said the new recruit, 'I think you'll find I always give of my very best at all times.'
'That's what everyone says when they start,' said the boss. 'But how long will you continue to do your best?'
'I suppose,' said the new man, 'until I've got your job.'
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