The boss was interviewing an applicant for a senior post in the accounts department. 'Have you any experience of double-entry book-keeping?' he asked. 'Oh yes, sir,' said the applicant. 'As a matter of fact, at mylast place, I had to do triple-entry.' 'Triple-entry?' said the boss. 'What on earth is that?' 'Well, sir, we kept three sets of accounts — one for the active partner, showing actual profits, one for the sleeping partner, showing small profits, and one for the Inland Revenue,showing a loss!'
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