I Had An Accident
BOSS: 'What's the idea of walking into the office at ten-thirty?'
CLERK: Tm sorry, chief. The cat got on the bedroom window-sill when I was dressing — I made a grab for it and fell out of the window. I was so dazed I wandered into the road and got hit by a bus, which dragged me three hundred yards down the road. I've just got back from the hospital.'
BOSS: 'I see. And this took an hour and a half?'
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